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About Me Member Comic Artist Dani14/Female/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 5 Months
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Things I am not looking forward to

Fri Aug 21, 2009, 5:50 PM
  • Listening to: IDK
  • Reading: this
  • Watching: The Road to El Dorado
  • Playing: MarioKart for the wii
  • Eating: Poptarts
  • Drinking: Poweraide!
Wow...in one of my spells of complete boredom I have came up with a list stating what I am not looking forward to in the rest of '09 and 2010. I may do antoher one of what I am looking forward to...I wouldn't count on it though...I Procrastinate....
ENJOY!!!! (Don't kill me)
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1): Okay so first off, when it becomes 2010 we can't call it '10. that would sound stupid. I guess we could call it '010 but then you might as well just add the 2 to it and call it by it's full name.
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2: Twilight New Moon comes out this year. Which means one thing...
RABID EDWARD FANGIRLS...and this one dude at my school who carries a twilight purse...but we won't go there...
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3: Said fangirls/fanboy will chase me down the hallway trying to kill me if I utter said insults... (Trust me I learned this from the time the first movie came out)

- Edward is sparkly...vampires shouldn't be sparkly. HA! Edward's gay! No, seriously it looks like he wears lipstick and it so ain't his shade.

- Bella's a whore.

- AT THE END OF THE SERIES BELLA GETS PREGNANT!

-Woah ladies Edward can't date all of you because I...Killed him. ( Insert- evil-grin-here)twenty bucks for his head!

-You're all a bunch of half-wits in love with a whole-wit pedofile!

- I burn twilight books.

- So let me get this straight...Edward's a lion...and bella's a lamb?
See it's another refrence to Edward's pedo problem... It doesn't say a lion cub... no! A great big huge man-eating lion that preys on young children!!! Shame on you Twilight writer! I hope the Animal rights activists sue you!
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4: The MASSIVE head-ache from hearing "EDWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" OR " JACOB!!!!!!!!!!" for eight hours a day.
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5: getting asked which one is better is even worse.
it's sort of goes something like this;

Team Edward: EDWARD!!!

Me: Oh god...

Team Jacob: JACOB!!!!!

Me: SHOOT ME NOW!

both teams: DANI! WHO IS BETTER?!

Me: Whichever one dies first! Now leave me alone!

Then I go back to drawing and get glared at the entire time.
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6: Getting forced to go watch the stupid second movie.
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7: All the homework I'm going to have this year.
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8: Putting up with fights between two people I know, undoubtly getting caught between the two.
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9: THE LACK OF CAFFINATED AND SUGAR FILLED ORANGE SODA AT SCHOOL.
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And finally... all the detentions I'm going to get for falling asleep in class...or drawing or...well that's mainly it....



Dani over and out!
PEACE!

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The name is Dani. Art runs in my blood much as a river runs through a valley.
I'm strange and I know it. I would say that I am well-rounded in the art world. I have experimented with several various art forms.

And now a quiz....

1-If you were a song, what song would you be?
Haha…well I think I’d have to be “The Song That Never Ends” Mostly because I’m like the energizer bunny.

2-If you were a fruit, what would you be?
I would so totally be a Kiwi…I like the name…

3-If you were a cartoon character, who would you be?
Cheese from Foster’s home for imaginary friends. He’s random and he likes chocolate milk and cereal…

4-If you were an anime character, who would you be?
Hunny-Sempai from Ouran high school Host Club. I love cake; bunnies… plus I can sound just like him. : 3 Or I’d be Shigure from Fruits Basket…If you know me…you’d agree. >.<

5-If you were a singer, who would you be?
That’s easy…if I was a singer I’d be a person who sings songs…Duh.

6-If you were an animal, what would you be?
An Okapi. They don’t match and I think they are cute. Or a panda…because If I was a panda I could be as fat and lazy as I wanted to be.

7- If you were a toy, what would you be?
Uh…you really don’t want me to answer that… (Insert perverted thoughts here) I kid, I kid…I’d be a Slinky…Its fun to watch me fall down stairs!! (And up them)

8-If you were a kitchen utensil, what would you be?
A Knife…Stab! Stab! That’s right I just cut you up! What now?

9-If you were a plant, what would you be?
A dead one…my mom is bad at taking care of plants.

10-If you were junk food, what would you be?
An orange sour patch kid. I am very tricky and sweet…when I want to be.

11-If you were a color, what would you be?
Polka dots. Seriously, what could be better than circles of various sizes colored differently?

12-If you were a gemstone, what would you be?
Something shiny…I LIKE SHINY!!!!

13-If you were someone you're not, who would you be?

I’d be another human being made up of 35 liters of Water, 20 kilograms of Carbon, 4 liters of Ammonia, 1.5 kilograms of Lime, 800 grams of Phosphorous, 250 grams of Salt, 100 grams of Saltpeter, 80 grams of Sulfur, 7.5 grams of Fluorine, 5 grams of Iron, 3 grams of Silicon, and trace amounts of 15 other elements. I’d also be a person who doesn’t study pointless facts such as what the human body is made up of.

14-If you were a musical instrument, what would you be?
A kazoo! Its fun to say.

15-If you were a country, what would you be?
Ethiopia, No one ever talks about this place but man…its name is neat! Or Paraguay. Paraguay has the best milk you know!

16-If you were a weapon, what would you be?
An atomic bomb. It’s small and packs a punch…a massive, chaotic, fiery punch!

17-If you were a period in history, what would you be?
The Renaissance Era…a time when new ideas were being created…and everyone was thinking outside of the box. A time of corsets and frilly dresses and Flamboyant Kings!

18-If you were any element, what would it be?

Fire. It’s beautiful, and at the same time you don’t want to mess around with it... Or you’ll get burned.

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  • Current Residence: ohio
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  • Interests: Anime, Drawing,Acting,Dancing
  • Favourite movie: FF7:AC
  • Favourite band or musician: Can't pick just one
  • Favourite genre of music: can't pick just one
  • Favourite artist: anyone who tries
  • Favourite poet or writer: Edgar allen poe and Shakespeare
  • Favourite photographer: same as the artist one
  • Favourite style of art: painting and manga
  • Operating System: what?
  • MP3 player of choice: RCA
  • Shell of choice: seashells?
  • Wallpaper of choice: one that matches the carpet?
  • Skin of choice: one that keeps my insides from falling out
  • Favourite game: FF7 and Naruto Clash of NInja
  • Favourite gaming platform: SEGA! and the Gamecube
  • Favourite cartoon character: Cheese from fosters...
  • Personal Quote: " With this pen I will...annoy people with the clicking of this pen!"
  • Tools of the Trade: Pencils of all sorts and paint

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