ENJOY!!!! (Don't kill me)
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1): Okay so first off, when it becomes 2010 we can't call it '10. that would sound stupid. I guess we could call it '010 but then you might as well just add the 2 to it and call it by it's full name.
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2: Twilight New Moon comes out this year. Which means one thing...
RABID EDWARD FANGIRLS...and this one dude at my school who carries a twilight purse...but we won't go there...
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3: Said fangirls/fanboy will chase me down the hallway trying to kill me if I utter said insults... (Trust me I learned this from the time the first movie came out)
- Edward is sparkly...vampires shouldn't be sparkly. HA! Edward's gay! No, seriously it looks like he wears lipstick and it so ain't his shade.
- Bella's a whore.
- AT THE END OF THE SERIES BELLA GETS PREGNANT!
-Woah ladies Edward can't date all of you because I...Killed him. ( Insert- evil-grin-here)twenty bucks for his head!
-You're all a bunch of half-wits in love with a whole-wit pedofile!
- I burn twilight books.
- So let me get this straight...Edward's a lion...and bella's a lamb?
See it's another refrence to Edward's pedo problem... It doesn't say a lion cub... no! A great big huge man-eating lion that preys on young children!!! Shame on you Twilight writer! I hope the Animal rights activists sue you!
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4: The MASSIVE head-ache from hearing "EDWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" OR " JACOB!!!!!!!!!!" for eight hours a day.
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5: getting asked which one is better is even worse.
it's sort of goes something like this;
Team Edward: EDWARD!!!
Me: Oh god...
Team Jacob: JACOB!!!!!
Me: SHOOT ME NOW!
both teams: DANI! WHO IS BETTER?!
Me: Whichever one dies first! Now leave me alone!
Then I go back to drawing and get glared at the entire time.
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6: Getting forced to go watch the stupid second movie.
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7: All the homework I'm going to have this year.
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8: Putting up with fights between two people I know, undoubtly getting caught between the two.
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9: THE LACK OF CAFFINATED AND SUGAR FILLED ORANGE SODA AT SCHOOL.
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And finally... all the detentions I'm going to get for falling asleep in class...or drawing or...well that's mainly it....
Dani over and out!
PEACE!




